Word to the Wise...

If you are gay, and your screensaver is pictures of your dick "standing at attention", and your boyfriend's junk, and pictures of someone's mouth open with some white, gooey liquid inside, and pictures of your ass in a jock-strap, and you have a problem with your computer, and you return it to us....

YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN WE'RE GONNA HAVE LAUGHING AT YOU FOR BEING SUCH A RETARD FOR NOT GETTING SOMEONE TO DELETE YOUR PRIVATE DATA BEFORE YOU BROUGHT IT IN!!!

The "Blind-est" customer I've ever had!

I'm standing in front of the Apple table, when a customer walks up.

Hi, mayIhelpoo?

Do ya'll have Apple computers?

I look for her Red and White cane...

Yes, M'am, right here.

She looks at the laptops and says...

Do you have Apple laptops?

I look for her seeing-eye dog...

Yes, M'am, right there.

The other employees standing nearby roll their eyes...

If this woman wasn't blind, she was doing the best impersonation of a blind woman I've ever seen!