Think about it, wouldn't it be wonderful if people had to qualify to own a computer? We'd never hear the expression, "I'm computer illiterate." again!!! Oh, the joy of no stress computer sales!!
I propose that any person contemplating the purchase of a computer must demonstrate that they can do everything here before they can purchase a computer.
Here it is...
APPLICATION FOR COMPUTER OWNERSHIP
I can explain the basic definitions of "Operating System", "Processor", "RAM", and "Hard Drive".
I know the difference between a laptop and a desktop.
If I currently own a computer, I know which version of Windows I own.
I am not scared to go from Windows XP to Windows 7.
I know the difference between MS Windows and MS Office.
I know what Google is and can formulate a basic search.
I know that I DON'T NEED a Guru to answer my questions, I can Google it myself.
I know that I must search Google and not find the answer before I post a question to a Forum.
I can accomplish a simple software installation successfully.
I know how to use "Help".
I know what "Anti-Virus" is and how to use it.
I can set up my own email account on G-mail.
I know that I will need to purchase Internet service in order to access the Internet.
I know that memory is not storage space.
I know that the battery and power adapter come with every laptop.
I know the difference between the computer and the monitor and that each one can be purchased separately.
I can locate and press the Power button.
I do not refer to the computer tower as a "modem" or a "processor".
I know that an iPad is not meant to replace a computer.
I realize that an iPad does not have the ability to bring the dead to life, enable me to walk on water, make me invincible or in any way make me like Jesus.
I know what a "browser" is, and how to use it.
I can name 2 alternatives to Internet Explorer.
I know that I need to back up my files and how to do it.
I know what a network is.
I know that the Internet is more than just Facebook and YouTube.
If I have an old printer, I know whether it uses a USB or Parallel cable.
I know the difference between PS/2 and USB keyboards and mice.
I know how to use the right mouse button.
I know how to Cut, Copy and Paste, and Drag and Drop.
I understand the difference between Copy and Move.
I know that I don't have to use the same brand monitor or printer with my new computer.
I know that Apple computers don't use Windows by default, but that they can.
I know where the closest book store is that has a good computer section.
I know how to properly shut down a computer.
and last but not least...
I know that Lo-fat and Akmed are the 2 greatest computer salespersons on Earth, and if I will just listen to them, then I will make a great choice for my new computer!!
I know where the closest book store is that has a good computer section.
I know how to properly shut down a computer.
and last but not least...
I know that Lo-fat and Akmed are the 2 greatest computer salespersons on Earth, and if I will just listen to them, then I will make a great choice for my new computer!!
