The one with the macro lens.

This is my All-Time, Number One Customer Comment!

Guy and his wife come in, looking for a laptop.

MayIHelpooo?

I dunno, I need a laptop.

We have lots, any special needs or features?

Yeah, I need one with a webcam, I'm gonna auction my genitals on eBay.

*You can't make this shit up if you try!*