Customer comes into the department that I work in and browses through our selection of laptops. He finally sets his sights on one computer and calls me over and asks the notorious question "How much is this?". That computer is $300 (I say as I point to the large price tag). He says, "Is it a good one?". I respond by saying "You get what you pay for in computers for the most part". And then the most idiotic question you could ever ask about a computer comes "what all can I do with it?"... I stare at him dumbfounded and say "Sir...there is no way that I can tell you what all you can do with that computer". He responds by saying "well fine I'm going to go somewhere else where they can tell me what I can do with it". I, in every bit of politeness that I have, say "If you find someone that can tell you what all you can do with it, be sure to let us know!"
...Oh humor me more, consumers that "know more than us"
