Hi, mayIhelpoo?
Do ya'll have Apple computers?
I look for her Red and White cane...
Yes, M'am, right here.
She looks at the laptops and says...
Do you have Apple laptops?
I look for her seeing-eye dog...
Yes, M'am, right there.
The other employees standing nearby roll their eyes...
If this woman wasn't blind, she was doing the best impersonation of a blind woman I've ever seen!